Welcome, pitiful mortal, to the Chimp Cafe Prophets. I, the Prophet Of Doom, shall enlighten you on the matters of the universe. My prophesied answers to your questions are always correct, but only if you ask the right questions. If you don't ask the right questions, the universe will simply laugh at your ignorance.
Ask me your questions, and I shall guide you down the paths of righteousness, or not. Your choice, really.
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