Chimpocalypse: The End Times Are Upon Us

According to our highly scientific and completely accurate predictions, the Chimpocalypse is nigh. The signs are all too obvious:

• Our chimp overlords have stopped using their litter boxes
• The bananas in the break room are all gone
• Our intern, Steve, has been seen wearing a "I'm with the monkeys" t-shirt

But fear not, mortal, for we, the Chimpocalypse Prophets, have a plan. We will guide you through the coming apocalypse with our expert advice and witty banter. Preparation Guide

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May the chimp be with you, but not really. We'll probably just die.

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