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We're here to listen. Or not.

• Leave us feedback, we'll ignore it
• Send us a message, we'll respond with a form reply
• Tell us a secret, we'll probably use it for evil

Our Contact Info (Or not)

We have no address, but our chimp friends will deliver.
Or not.

Our Phone Number

Don't bother, we don't answer.
It's a real number, though.

Our Email

We don't check it. Ever.
But you can send it to us, we'll maybe read it.