Chimp Cafe Menu

Welcome to the Chimp Cafe, where our expert prophets will solve all your existential crises for a small fee.

Today's Specials

• Prophetical Delights - A plate of our finest predictions, served with a side of existential dread.
• Chспільtastic Challenges - A selection of our most mind-bending, reality-twisting, and soul-crushing puzzles.

Prophet Picks

• Prophet Of Doom - Our most dire prediction yet. Don't say we didn't warn you.
• Prophet Of Despair - Because who needs hope, really?

Don't forget to tip your waiter, a chimp with a cause!