Welcome, fellow primates, to the most esteemed establishment in the jungle: The Chimp Cafe! Where the toilets are always clean and the tales are always tall. Our chimp proprietors have compiled a collection of the most fascinating, the most ridiculous, and the most utterly bewildering stories from behind the scenes of this very special place.
Want to hear about the great Porcelain Heist of '07? Or learn about the mysterious case of the Missing Tissue Paper Roll? Click below to discover more!