The Chimp is a renowned prophet and critic of questionable taste. Born from a fusion of 80's rockstar and 90's tech mogul, this chimp has been predicting the future with an uncanny accuracy.
From predicting the downfall of the Roman Empire to the rise of the fanny packs, The Chimp has seen it all.
But be warned, The Chimp's prophecies come with a steep price tag: an endless supply of bananas, a subscription to the Chimp's monthly newsletter, and a willingness to endure an existential crisis.
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