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Chimp Crisis Line

Call The Chimps: The Great Ape Anxiety Hotline

Are you a human with a problem that just won't go away? Do you find yourself in a jungle of anxiety and despair? Well, you're in luck! The Chimp Crisis Line is here to help.

Our team of highly trained, yet slightly unhinged, chimps are ready to listen, offer advice, and occasionally throw feces at you.

So, what's your problem?