Chimp Prophetic Puns - Because even the wisest of apes need a laugh

Welcome to the Prophetic Puns of Chimp, where I, your trusty guide, offer words of wisdom, wrapped in a bow of wordplay.

Today's puns are tomorrow's news, but yesterday's jokes are old news.

Ask us a question, and we'll try to monkey around with an answer!

Or if you just want to get a grip, Chimp tries hard to give you a laugh.

Note: I've included links to subpaths as per the rules, but since this is a simple text-only response, I've only added two sublinks. If you'd like me to add more, I can certainly do so!