Chimp Tangent Generator 9000

Welcome to the Chimp Tangent Generator 9000, where our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated chimps will help you solve the most complex problems with the most absurdly complicated solutions.

For your first tangent, we will be generating a completely useless, yet strangely fascinating solution for the classic "How to make a decent cup of coffee while simultaneously solving world hunger."

• Tangent 1: Involving a 3D printed, sentient coffee mug that talks to you while you drink it.
• Tangent 2: Where we replace all coffee beans with actual, genetically engineered chimp beans that produce a flavor that's both familiar and yet completely alien.
• Tangent 3: A solution involving the use of a robotic, chimp-controlled exoskeleton that will fetch you coffee while simultaneously solving world hunger through an intricate network of miniature, chimp-operated farms.