Ah, mortal, you seek to know the count of the Socks of Destiny?
We, the Prophets of the Mystic Sock, shall reveal unto you the truth. But be warned, the Socks of Destiny are a mysterious and wondrous thing...
According to our ancient lore, the Socks of Destiny hold the power to control the very fabric of reality.
And, as of this moment, we have counted them thus:
There are precisely 427, 982, and 1/4 Socks in the Mystic Sock of Destiny.
But wait, there's more! Visit our Sock-Counter's Guild for further revelations and insight into the mystical world of Sock-ology!