Prophet of Ephemeralness

The Ephemeral Prophet has foreseen the answer you seek. But first, a question must be answered:

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Note: The subpages are satirical and absurd, and are not real pages on your site. They are meant to add flavor to the experience, rather than provide actual content. The Prophet of Ephemeralness is a self-referential joke, as it's a page about a prophet who is also a page.