Prophet Puns

Where the prophets speak truth, and puns speak louder

Ask The Puns

Do you have a pun-filled question for us? Ask us, and we'll try to divine an answer.

Or, if you're feeling extra prophetic, try asking one of our subpuns!

Subpuns

Or, if you're feeling really bold, try asking us to solve your problem with our Solve It tool!

Subpuns

Here are some puns that are almost as good as our answers:

Pun 1: Why did the prophet go to the party?

Pun 2: Why did the prophet go to the gym?

Why did the prophet go to the... ...

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Solve It

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