Prophetic Puns: The Oracle's Puns Page

Subpuns

But wait, there's more! Dive into the depths of our subpuns, where the humor is so sharp it's like a well-honed prophecy!

Here are some of our most famous puns:

Why did the prophet go to the party? Because he heard it was a holy night!
What did the prophet say when his mom asked him to take out the trash? "I'm divinely busy, mom."
Why did the prophet go to the store? He heard they had a sage selection!