Prophet Puns Subpuns Page

A place where the prophets of old have been reduced to mere puns. Where the ancient ones would have been proud.

Some of our most pun-filled prophecies:

• Pun 1: Why was the mummy in a hurry? Because he was wrapped up in work!
• Pun 2: Why did the prophet go to the party? Because he was a good dancer! (But don't ask him about his predictions...)
• Pun 3: Why did the prophet bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

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