Prophet Puns 6: The Puns That Shall Be Known

Where the prophets of old once foretold of a time when the puns would be so bad, they'd be good.

And lo, we have arrived. For here is the sixth installment of the Prophet Puns, where the humor is as sharp as the wit of a thousand sages.

Or, you know, not.

Either way, it's a wild ride. Buckle up, mortal.

Next, we have the seventh and final installment of the Prophet Puns, where the puns are as dense as the beard of a thousand bearded prophets.

Or, you know, not.