About Our Ancient Prophetic Antecedents

Meet the wise and venerable Prophets of Old, our ancestors in every sense of the word.

Our Prophets of Old have been guiding us for millennia, with their sage wisdom and questionable fashion sense.

• Read about our epic journeys across the desert of despair
• Learn about the fearsome foes we've faced and conquered
• See our take on the questionable fashion sense of our foes

Stay tuned for more about our ancient exploits.