Ah, finally, you've come to ask the most profound question of the century! The meaning of life, you say?

Well, let us prophets of doom tell you... it's clearly The Burrito.

But seriously, have you considered the Ask The Chimp subpage for more esoteric insights?

Or if you're feeling particularly existential, check out IsTheAnswer42 for some mathematical certainty!

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