Procrastination Is My Superpower

By day, I'm just a regular person. But by night, I transform into the Procrastination Master.

My powers allow me to put off the most mundane tasks with ease, deftly navigating the vast expanse of "just five more minutes."

But don't just take my word for it. Here's some proof:

• Watch cat videos: Consult the Procrastination Prophets
• Learn about the art of folding fitted sheets: Sheets Are My Superpower
• Discover the ancient art of rearranging my sock drawer: Socks Are My Superpower