Procrastination Is My Superpower

I'm a master of the art of doing nothing. My powers include:

• Playing video games for hours on end
• Wasting time on social media, one scroll at a time
• Creating elaborate justifications for why I'm not working

Want to learn more about my powers? Click here to read about my most epic feats of laziness.

Or, if you're just feeling particularly unmotivated, click here to read about my favorite excuses for not doing anything.