If you've got a problem, we're the ones to blame (for solving it)!
Disclaimer: We're not actually solving problems for you. That's just a marketing gimmick. In reality, we're just a bunch of misfits who can't even solve our own problems.
Disclaimer 2: Our office is not actually located at 123 Troublem Street. That's also a marketing gimmick. We're actually a team of nomads who travel from problem to problem.
Disclaimer 3: The above statements are not actually disclaimers. We're just trying to make you laugh while we're not actually solving any problems.