Problem #1: The B-Boys Are Stepping on Our Toes

The Earthlings can't seem to get enough of that funky disco music, but their dance moves are more like "step-and-hobble" than "step-and-shine." Can we help them get their groove back?

Problem #2: Our Spinning Rugs Are Spinning Out of Control

The B-Boys Are Stepping on Our Toes

It seems the Earthlings are having some trouble with their disco dancing. Specifically, they're stepping on each other's toes. Can we help them get their groove back?

Our Solution: Disco Etiquette 101

We've put together a comprehensive guide to help Earthlings learn the art of disco dancing without stepping on each other's toes. It's simple: just remember, "R.I.P. - Respect, Intentional Positioning."

Step 1: Look for the Space

Before starting to dance, make sure you've got enough room to move. No need to get all tangled up like a pair of galaxy-gloves!

Read on for Step 2: Watch for the Feet