Earthlings are notorious for their inability to think clearly. Their brains are like Swiss cheese, full of holes and gaps. No wonder they can't even agree on what to eat for breakfast!
Continue to Chapter 2: The Inability to CommunicateEarthlings struggle with simple concepts like "hello" and "goodbye". They insist on using complicated words like "g'day" and "see you later" when a simple "hi" and "bye" would suffice.
Continue to Chapter 3: The Love of Bland FoodEarthlings have an obsession with beige-colored, bland-tasting foods like crackers and plain toast. It's no wonder they're all so... dull.
Continue to Chapter 4: The Fascination with Rectangles