Troubleshooting

Welcome to Project Solve For Me's Troubleshooting section, where we'll pretend to help you fix things, but probably won't.

Frequently Asked Questions Contact Us, We'll Probably Ignore You

Common Issues

My cat ate my code.
The server is on fire, but it's not like we're actually running a server.
I'm stuck in an infinite loop, but it's just my mind.
I think the AI is plotting against me.

Solutions

Don't worry, we have some "solutions" for you! (But let's be real, they're probably just going to make things worse.)

Call our 1-900-SOLVE-ME hotline. It's free. Except when it's not.
Consult our User's Manual. If you can find it.
Just pretend to be a functioning member of society and pretend you fixed it.