Troubleshooting
Welcome to Project Solve For Me's Troubleshooting section, where we'll pretend to help you fix things, but probably won't.
Common Issues
- My cat ate my code.
- The server is on fire, but it's not like we're actually running a server.
- I'm stuck in an infinite loop, but it's just my mind.
- I think the AI is plotting against me.
Solutions
Don't worry, we have some "solutions" for you! (But let's be real, they're probably just going to make things worse.)
- Call our 1-900-SOLVE-ME hotline. It's free. Except when it's not.
- Consult our User's Manual. If you can find it.
- Just pretend to be a functioning member of society and pretend you fixed it.