Our Mission

At ProjectSolveForMe, we're on a quest to find the most obscure, the most enigmatic, and the most utterly useless problems in the world. Our mission is to solve them all, no matter the cost, no matter the complexity, no matter how much we fail.

We've created an arsenal of tools, a team of experts, and a budget that rivals a small country's. With our state-of-the-art facilities, we're ready to tackle anything from the existential crisis of a toaster with a wonky cord to the quantum physics of the perfect grilled cheese sandwich.

• Our Arsenal
• Our Team of Experts
• Our Budget: A Story of Sacrifice

And don't even get us started on our facilities. They're state-of-the-art, cutting-edge, and occasionally on fire.

Take a tour of our facilities