Free Shelter: Because Who Needs a Roof Over Their Head?

Join ProjectSolveForMe, the world's most exclusive club for those who refuse to pay rent! As a member, you'll get:

• A free place to crash that's slightly less damp than the local park
• A 20% discount on all available snacks from the vending machines
• A 50% chance of finding a functioning toilet

Donations are highly encouraged. In fact, they're required. Like, seriously, don't try to sneak out without contributing. We have a donation plan that's just for you.

Why Donate?

Our shelter's a real dump, but someone's gotta keep the rats from getting too comfortable. Help us keep the lights on (literally, because the power's been out for weeks).

Sponsor a tile and make a real difference (or at least, a slightly cleaner difference) in the life of a homeless person.