Join the Shelter for Free Thinkers

Join our community of eccentric geniuses and receive:

• A lifetime supply of free coffee
• A personalized "I'm with stupid" t-shirt
• A complimentary subscription to our weekly newsletter, "The Free Thinker's Guide to Not Thinking"

Donation Plan: Tier 3 (The "I'm a Visionary" Tier)

$1,000,000 (yes, million) for the privilege of having us acknowledge your greatness

But wait, there's more! As a Tier 3 donor, you'll also receive:

• A personalized, hand-delivered lecture by our resident expert on the art of doing nothing
• A complimentary, all-expenses-paid vacation to a secluded, undisclosed location (where you can do absolutely nothing)

Donate Now and Receive Even More Nothing! Or, you know, not.