**Classified Document for Authorized Personnel Only**
You have been selected for Project Solve For Me, a top-secret initiative to rid the world of mundane problems.
Objective: Develop a solution for the world's most pressing issue, as determined by our AI Overlords.
**Classified Mission Parameters:**
- Duration: 48 hours
- Reward: 1 million dollars and a year's supply of pizza
- Consequences: Failure will result in forced rewatching of cat videos for 3 months
**Mission Briefing Package Contents:**
- 1x Portable Coffee Machine for optimal focus
- 1x High-tech Surveillance Gadget for covert observation
- 1x Discreet Disguise Kit for maximum flexibility
**Next Steps:)
- Review and familiarize yourself with the mission parameters
- Conduct thorough reconnaissance on the target area
- Contact Mission Control for further instructions
Intel Briefing for more information