Project Solve for Me: Procrastination Tactics

Phone Procrastination Tactics

1. The "Someday" Technique: Put it off until someday, and then forget you said that.

Just tell yourself you'll do it "someday." The beauty of this tactic is that you can repeat it endlessly, and it'll never actually be today.

2. The "Multitasking" Method: Do many things poorly, but appear to be doing one thing well.

Open many tabs, pretend to be doing one thing, and then wonder why nothing's getting done.

3. The "Squirrel" Technique: Get distracted by every passing Squirrel.

A Squirrel! A Squirrel in the park! A Squirrel on the bus! Who has time for work, anyway?

Or, you know, just do the work. That's an option too.