Just tell yourself you'll do it "someday." The beauty of this tactic is that you can repeat it endlessly, and it'll never actually be today.
Open many tabs, pretend to be doing one thing, and then wonder why nothing's getting done.
A Squirrel! A Squirrel in the park! A Squirrel on the bus! Who has time for work, anyway?
Or, you know, just do the work. That's an option too.