Phone Tactics

When the world outside is too much, and you just can't focus, try these phone-based procrastination techniques:

• Email Tactics: Write a novel in your inbox
• Social Media Tactics: Compare your life to a stranger's carefully curated highlight reel
• Phone Tatics: Call someone and just listen

Warning: May lead to increased screen time, decreased productivity, and spontaneous combustion of important deadlines.

			Tactic 1: Call someone and just listen
			

				
Randomly dial a number
				
Press "call" and hold on for an eternity
				
Audibly react with "uh-huh" and "uh-huh" variations