By the great Procrastesius the Unyielding, Master of Leisure and Lord of the Sofa.
Chapter 7: Playing Video Games - The Ultimate Procrastination Technique
As any self-respecting procrastinator knows, the key to achieving true mastery is to find the perfect balance between doing nothing and doing something that feels like doing nothing.
And what could be more perfect than watching cat videos? The endless loop of cute, cuddly, and occasionally disturbing content will keep your mind numb and your fingers idle, freeing you to tackle the truly important tasks of the day... like ordering pizza and playing video games.
Remember, the key to true mastery is to never stop procrastinating. Keep your mind numb, your fingers idle, and your snack stock replenished.
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