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Procrastination Philosophy

As a renowned procrastination expert, you've come to the right place. Here, you'll find the most efficient ways to do absolutely nothing.

The art of procrastination is a delicate balance of avoidance and creative distraction.

Our team of expert procrastinators have crafted the following philosophies to aid you in your pursuit of productivity avoidance:

The Principle of Perfection

Why start a task when you can perfect the plan for it? Our experts have perfected the art of planning, so you can just focus on planning some more!

  1. Read the ultimate guide to planning the perfect plan.
  2. But what's the point of perfection, anyway?

The Principle of Disconnection

Why bother with the task at hand when you can disconnect from the world and focus on something more... interesting?

  1. The art of disconnecting from the world (and your responsibilities).
  2. Techniques for disconnection, including but not limited to: video games, cat videos, and cat memes.