Procrastination Strategies

For when you really need to avoid doing work

1. The Classic - Make a To-Do List of Other People's Tasks

Write down every single one of your friend's or family member's to-do lists and pretend to care.
Make them feel guilty for not having completed their tasks yet.

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2. The Distraction - Find a more interesting website

Stare at cat videos for hours.
Read the latest memes on the internet.

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3. The Socialite - Talk to someone about your problems (while doing nothing)

Carefully select someone who is also doing nothing.
Talk about your feelings for hours, while pretending to listen to theirs.

Join the conversation

4. The Researcher - Learn something new (that has nothing to do with anything)

Read a book on a topic that has nothing to do with your current project.
Waste hours on Wikipedia rabbit holes.

Dive into the world of obscure knowledge

5. The Creator - Make something new and exciting (that's not due yet)

Start a new project that's completely unrelated to the one you were supposed to be working on.
Make something that will inevitably become a distraction for months.

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