Step 3: The Doom Loop

Also known as the "Procrastination Cycle of Despair," this is where you've finally accepted that your work will never be done.

Here's how it works:

• Start with a simple task, like cleaning the garage or folding the laundry.
• As soon as you've finished the first task, you'll immediately think of another task that's just as simple, like dusting the living room or paying the bills.
• You'll repeat this process, constantly jumping between tasks, until you're convinced that you've accomplished nothing and that the universe is just a vast, meaningless void.

Don't worry, friend, you're not alone. The Doom Loop is a universal experience that transcends space and time. Even the most skilled productivity gurus fall victim to it.

But wait, there's more! You can break the cycle by... no, just kidding. There's no way to break the cycle. You're stuck forever.

However, if you'd like to learn more about the Doom Loop, you can:

• Continue to Step 4: The Squirrel Effect
• Back to Step 2: The Pomodoro Panic