Procrastination Tactics for Video Games: The Ultimate Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Are you tired of actually completing quests and saving the world? Do you yearn for the sweet, sweet freedom of doing absolutely nothing in your favorite video games? Look no further! This comprehensive guide will walk you through the top procrastination tactics for video games, guaranteed to drive your friends and family crazy while you "explore" every nook and cranny of the game's menu options.

Tactic #1: The "Crafting System" Black Hole

Get lost in the depths of a game's crafting system. Who needs to actually craft anything when you can spend hours perfecting your recipe collection? The more complicated the recipe, the better!

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Tactic #2: The "Explore Every Nook and Cranny" Marathon

Why settle for simply completing the main story when you can explore every last inch of the game's map? Discover every hidden corner, every secret room, every... read more about exploring every nook and cranny.

Tactic #3: The "Character Build" Paralysis

Build, build, build! Who needs to actually progress in the game when you can create the perfect character build? The more complex, the better! Learn more about building the perfect character

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