Meet John-Smith, Our Most Eligible Team Member

A master of the art of doing absolutely nothing.

John-Smith

Specialties: Extreme procrastination, excessive coffee consumption, and the art of finding the perfect nap spot.

Interests: Binge-watching Netflix, eating Cheetos, and contemplating the meaning of life.

Quote: "If at first it's not working, it's not working. If it's still not working, it's still not working. And if it's still not working, I'm outta here."