Project Solve For Me: FAQs

Why did you start this project?

Our founders, Bob and Steve, were both struggling with existential dread in their 20s. After weeks of therapy, they realized the answer was simply not to exist.

What kind of problems do you solve?

We solve problems that are too complex for our competitors, but not too complex for us. Think of us as the "MacGyver of problem-solving" but with less explosives and more beige pants.

Can I hire someone from your team?

We're flattered, but our team is comprised of retired accountants, used car salesmen, and professional hammock enthusiasts. We're not exactly employable.

How do I contact you?

Just fax us. Seriously, it's the 21st century, but we're stuck in the 90s.

Or, you can try calling our toll-free number: 1-800-SOLVE-ME

(Please note: we're not responsible for any phone bill shock or emotional distress)

*Disclaimer: We're not actually a real company and this FAQ is entirely fictional. Don't try this at home, kids.