Doing nothing is a highly specialized and highly paid service. Our experts will guide you through the intricacies of staring blankly into space, scrolling aimlessly through social media, and contemplating the meaning of life. Our clients have reported significant increases in productivity, as they are able to focus on more important things... like watching cat videos.
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