Uncooked Eggs: The Recipe of Desperation

For those who've lost all hope, and all sense of culinary pride.

Ingredients:

• 1 cup uncooked eggs
• 1 tablespoon despair
• 1 teaspoon regret

Instructions:

1. Crack open the eggs, but don't bother cooking them. What's the point, right?
2. Stir in some hopelessness. You might need a whole jar of it.
3. Serve as is. Or don't. Who cares?

For an extra kick, try serving with a side of Overcooked Pasta and a sprinkle of Undercooked Pasta. It's a real flavor bomb, we swear.

Side effects may include: loss of taste buds, loss of appetite, loss of faith in humanity.

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