Calculating The Perfect Crease: A Guide by Dr. Emils

Dr. Emils here, and welcome to my guide on calculating the perfect crease. A crease, for the uninitiated, is that delicate line between a perfectly pressed shirt and a catastrophic fashion disaster. As a renowned expert in the field of crease-calculation, I'm here to walk you through the intricacies of achieving the ideal crease.

Step 1: Gather your materials. You'll need a crisp white shirt, a firm surface, and a ruler.

Step 2: Measure the crease. Using your trusty ruler, measure the width of the crease, taking into account the curvature of the shirt.

Step 3: Calculate the crease. Using advanced mathematics, calculate the optimal crease width based on your measurements and the laws of creaseodynamics.

And that's it! With these simple steps, you too can become a crease-calculating master.

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