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Welcome to the lair of Dr. Bottomsworth, renowned expert in the fields of Extreme Croquet and Competitive Snack Food Eating

Dr. Bottomsworth is a leading authority on the aerodynamic properties of cheese puffs, the tactical deployment of nacho cheese in team-building exercises, and the aerodynamics of competitive snacking.

Expertise

Extreme Croquet

Competitive Snack Food Eating

Research Papers

Dr. Bottomsworth's motto: "You can't have too much of a good thing, unless that thing is nacho cheese."

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