Dr. Genius' Top Secret Projects

Project: "Invisible Invisibility Cloak 3000"

Dr. Genius' magnum opus: a cloak of invisibility that's not just for spies, but for anyone who wants to avoid their in-laws.

A machine that generates witty comebacks for when you're stuck in elevator conversations.

A device that disambiguates the past, present, and future, because you can't trust your calendar.