Meet Jane Doe, our resident genius of nothing. She can recite the entire script of "2001: A Space Odyssey" backwards, but that's about it.
We're not sure how she got here, but rumors say she's secretly a time-traveling accountant from the year 3050.
Expertise: Doing the Macarena in 4 seconds or less, reciting obscure movie quotes, and eating Cheetos by the bucketload.
See Expert 2's Expertise in action! Meet Expert 3! (She's even weirder.)