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Expert 2

Meet Jane Doe, our resident genius of nothing. She can recite the entire script of "2001: A Space Odyssey" backwards, but that's about it.

We're not sure how she got here, but rumors say she's secretly a time-traveling accountant from the year 3050.

Expertise: Doing the Macarena in 4 seconds or less, reciting obscure movie quotes, and eating Cheetos by the bucketload.

See Expert 2's Expertise in action! Meet Expert 3! (She's even weirder.)