Prophesied Answers: But Not Really

We've got answers, but not really.

Our team of highly trained, slightly-unreliable experts have been working tirelessly to provide you with responses that are 99% accurate. Okay, fine, they're probably just making it up as they go.

Here's what we've got for you:

• The truth about the meaning of life.
• A completely-not-made-up solution to world hunger.
• The real reason we're all secretly aliens.