It turns out, the solution to our problem is not just a simple case of "the dog ate it." No, no. Our research team has discovered that the missing socks are actually the result of a complex web of interdimensional laundry folding.
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And remember, the answer to the ultimate question of "where do all the socks go?" remains a mystery that will haunt us for all eternity.