Do you have a cookie? Ah, yes! I have a prophesied answer to that question! It seems the fates have aligned in your favor, mortal!
As per the ancient art of Cookieomancy, I foresee a CRUNCHY OATMEAL COOKIE in your future!
Will it be chips or popcorn? to complement the cookie's majestic presence?
WillItBeChipsOrPopcornMay the cookie be with you!