Quantum Fluffiness 1

Prophet 1 has foreseen a future where cats rule the world, but only on Tuesdays.

According to the prophecy, cats will demand belly rubs and snacks at 3:14 AM every morning, and humans will be forced to obey.

But wait, there's more! On Wednesdays, cats will develop sentience and start running for political office.

For more of Prophet 1's predictions, visit:

• Quantum Fluffiness 2: The Great Catnip Heist
• Catastrophic Cuddle Pit: Where Cats and Humans Unite in Chaos
• Catnip Conspiracy: The Plot to Control the World (or at least the Snack Budget)