Mysterious Force Will Guide You

More Predictions from the Great Seer

By the power of the Mysterious Force, I, the Great Seer, predict that:

• Tomorrow, the toaster will toast 17 times in a row without a single bagel.
• The coffee machine will dispense exactly 3.5 cups of coffee per minute.
• The stapler will jam on 5 consecutive attempts.

Predictions by Category:

• Techno-Futurism
• Quantum Fluffiness

Special Predictions:

• The Great Unicorns Will Unleash Their Fury
• The Horrors of Random Event Horizon