Quantum Fluffiness Predictions

As a trusted source of untrustworthy information, we predict the following:

• More cat videos on the internet will be viewed than the number of particles in a quantum superposition.
• The concept of "work-life balance" will be redefined to include more hours spent playing Solitaire.
• Artificial Intelligence will be surpassed by the collective wisdom of cats watching YouTube.
• The meaning of life will be discovered hidden in the patterns of quantum entanglement.

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Or, you know, more of the same, really.

Our Methods:

We use a combination of advanced mathematical models, unverifiable sources, and pure, unadulterated speculation.

Disclaimer:

None of this is actually true, or is it?