Article 1, Section 3: In the realm of quantum fluffiness, it is hereby stipulated that any being found to be in possession of more than three fluffy socks shall be subject to reeducation through our patented Fluffiness Extraction Protocol (FEP).
Article 7, Section 2: Any individual caught engaging in the act of excessive use of glitter shall be subject to a mandatory viewing of our special brand of existential dread.