Also known as "The Theorem That Solved Everything (But Not Really)"
According to our esteemed mathematician, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, the Pizza Gate Theorem is a mathematical proof that the optimal pizza topping combination exists, but only if you assume a 37% chance of rain.
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P = (T + 0.37 * R) / 2, where T = number of toppings, R = probability of rain.
P = (T + 0.37 * R) / 2